Two People Can Fix This. I'm Neither — Black · Unisex
The printer’s own render
Two People Can Fix This. I'm Neither
$24.99
A problem disclaimed by naming the exact two people who own it, neither being the wearer.
Cut— Unisex tee
Straight cut, unisex sizing. XS–4XL.
Colour— Black
Size
Size guide— Unisex tee
Garment measurements — the shirt
The shirt laid flat. Lay one you own flat and compare. Length is shoulder to hem; width is armpit to armpit.
| Size | Length (in) | Width (in) |
|---|---|---|
| XS | 27 | 16.5 |
| S | 28 | 18 |
| M | 29 | 20 |
| L | 30 | 22 |
| XL | 31 | 24 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 |
| 4XL | 34 | 30 |
Fits body measurements — you
Measured on the body, not the shirt: the body sizes this cut is made for.
| Size | Chest (in) |
|---|---|
| XS | 31–34 |
| S | 34–37 |
| M | 38–41 |
| L | 42–45 |
| XL | 46–49 |
| 2XL | 50–53 |
| 3XL | 54–57 |
| 4XL | 58–61 |
Measurements are the manufacturer's for the unisex tee (Bella + Canvas 3001), in inches; small variances are normal for made-to-order garments. Between sizes? Size up, or email us before ordering.
Between sizes, or buying for someone else? Full measurements for every cut
Arrives wrong? We reprint it free — no return shipping.
Printed for your order in 2–4 business days, then shipped in 3–6 — typically 5–10 business days door to door, within the US.
