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One sentence, set large, with nowhere to hide. These are the shirts you read from across a room, which is the only warning anyone gets.

Every design is an original line, printed in the US when you order.

It Compiles. Ship It. — design preview on Black
Developers

It Compiles. Ship It.

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I Work from Home for My Cat
Cat people

I Work from Home for My Cat

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I Paused the Game
Gamers

I Paused the Game

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I Answer to the Cat
Cat people

I Answer to the Cat

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My Scrubs Have Seen Things
Nurses

My Scrubs Have Seen Things

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It Was on the Board
Teachers

It Was on the Board

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Ask Three Before You Ask Me
Teachers

Ask Three Before You Ask Me

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Everything Is Better Laminated
Teachers

Everything Is Better Laminated

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Allergic to Cats
Cat people

Allergic to Cats

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Will Discuss My Cat at Length
Cat people

Will Discuss My Cat at Length

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My Type Purrs
Cat people

My Type Purrs

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On First-name Terms with the Vet
Cat people

On First-name Terms with the Vet

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Black. No Sugar. No Conversation.
Coffee people

Black. No Sugar. No Conversation.

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Decaf Is a Cry for Help — design preview on Black
Coffee people

Decaf Is a Cry for Help

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Powered by Beans and Spite
Coffee people

Powered by Beans and Spite

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Milk Ruins It and You Know It
Coffee people

Milk Ruins It and You Know It

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Off by One
Developers

Off by One

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Estimated Two Days
Developers

Estimated Two Days

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Deploys on Friday Anyway
Developers

Deploys on Friday Anyway

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Passes the Tests I Wrote
Developers

Passes the Tests I Wrote

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We Do Not Discuss the Vet
Dog people

We Do Not Discuss the Vet

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Yes I Brought the Dog
Dog people

Yes I Brought the Dog

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Off-leash and Still Ignoring Me
Dog people

Off-leash and Still Ignoring Me

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Every Route Is His Idea
Dog people

Every Route Is His Idea

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Home by Dark, Fish by Never
Fishing people

Home by Dark, Fish by Never

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Standing in a River Is a Personality
Fishing people

Standing in a River Is a Personality

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More Tackle Than Talent
Fishing people

More Tackle Than Talent

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Standing in the Fire
Gamers

Standing in the Fire

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Frames Over Feelings
Gamers

Frames Over Feelings

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Grinding a Dead Game
Gamers

Grinding a Dead Game

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Prefers the Character Creator
Gamers

Prefers the Character Creator

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Two Plates and a Bad Attitude
Gym people

Two Plates and a Bad Attitude

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Sauna Member in Good Standing
Gym people

Sauna Member in Good Standing

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Awake So the Rest of You Can Sleep
Nurses

Awake So the Rest of You Can Sleep

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No I Will Not Look at It at Dinner
Nurses

No I Will Not Look at It at Dinner

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Unbothered by Whatever You Just Swallowed
Nurses

Unbothered by Whatever You Just Swallowed

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Ask the Nurse, the Doctor Will Anyway — design preview on Black
Nurses

Ask the Nurse, the Doctor Will Anyway

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Out of Windowsills, Not Plants
Plant people

Out of Windowsills, Not Plants

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Skipped the Wedding to Water a Fern
Plant people

Skipped the Wedding to Water a Fern

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Yes It Is All One Plant
Plant people

Yes It Is All One Plant

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The Bell Does Not Dismiss You
Teachers

The Bell Does Not Dismiss You

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Eyes in the Back of My Head
Teachers

Eyes in the Back of My Head

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You Do Not Want Me to Reach Three
Teachers

You Do Not Want Me to Reach Three

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Your Name Is Already on the Board
Teachers

Your Name Is Already on the Board

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Assume It's Live
Trades

Assume It's Live

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Plumb, Square, Tired
Trades

Plumb, Square, Tired

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Water Finds a Way
Trades

Water Finds a Way

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Close Enough Is a Thousandth Off
Trades

Close Enough Is a Thousandth Off

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That Falls Outside My Jurisdiction Now
Retirees

That Falls Outside My Jurisdiction Now

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My Opinion Retired When I Did
Retirees

My Opinion Retired When I Did

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Booked Solid. Doing Nothing.
Retirees

Booked Solid. Doing Nothing.

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You Clock in. I Sleep In.
Retirees

You Clock in. I Sleep In.

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Nothing Scheduled. I Confirmed It Twice.
Retirees

Nothing Scheduled. I Confirmed It Twice.

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Command Transferred to My Wife
Retirees

Command Transferred to My Wife

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I Have No Plans I Have a Dog
Dog people

I Have No Plans I Have a Dog

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Peaked Early. Coasting Since
Sarcasm

Peaked Early. Coasting Since

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I Did Exactly What You Said, Not What You Meant
Sarcasm

I Did Exactly What You Said, Not What You Meant

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Per My Last Email — design preview on Black
Sarcasm

Per My Last Email

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Out of Office. Ambition Did Not Return
Sarcasm

Out of Office. Ambition Did Not Return

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Bureau of Reasonable at the Time — design preview on Black
Sarcasm

Bureau of Reasonable at the Time

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Two People Can Fix This. I'm Neither
Sarcasm

Two People Can Fix This. I'm Neither

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Do I Not Get a Gold Star for Existing?
Sarcasm

Do I Not Get a Gold Star for Existing?

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Assume I Did Not Read It
Sarcasm

Assume I Did Not Read It

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Making Steady Progress
Sarcasm

Making Steady Progress

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Sorry You Feel That Way
Sarcasm

Sorry You Feel That Way

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Charging Extra for Eye Contact — design preview on Black
Sarcasm

Charging Extra for Eye Contact

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